Some say that Mother's Day was invented by a bunch of cynical Madison Avenue ad men. Yay!

Thanks, Mom (Butt) Price: $ 4.95 Item Code: CSLI0034 Dear Mother: I’m sorry, but this is not a “Marilyn Monroe” figure. This is a fat ass. Inside: blank Quantity: 1 folded card Size: 4.125" X 5.5" Printing: Litho on heavy, uncoated recycled stock Envelope: 1 (A2 size) recycled content envelope Packaging: Clear sleeve QTY: