Some say that Mother's Day was invented by a bunch of cynical Madison Avenue ad men. Yay!

Thanks, Mom (Love Handles) Price: $ 4.95 Item Code: CSLI0035 Dear Mother: What’s with the handles? I don’t want these #@%#+//* handles. Inside: blank Quantity: 1 folded card Size: 4.125" X 5.5" Printing: Litho on heavy, uncoated recycled stock Envelope: 1 (A2 size) recycled content envelope Packaging: Clear sleeve QTY: