This might have been a great Whigby card category, if babies could read.
Stupid babies.

Party Pooper Price: $ 4.95 Item Code: CSLI0031 We noticed that your baby smells like poop. So we got it this card. Artist: Stuart Brown Inside: blank Quantity: 1 folded card Size: 4.125" X 5.5" Printing: Litho on heavy, uncoated recycled stock Envelope: 1 (A2 size) recycled content envelope Packaging: Clear sleeve QTY: